Worst Jaguar Ever. No, seriously, like, ever.

"ImmoralMinority" (araimondo) 09/03/2016 at 03:27 • Filed to: None

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I bid $5.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > ImmoralMinority 09/03/2016 at 03:38

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Counterpoint:

Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes > ImmoralMinority 09/03/2016 at 03:46

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How?

MultiplaOrgasms > ImmoralMinority 09/03/2016 at 05:37

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Red is the worst colour for anything, ever.

CalzoneGolem > ImmoralMinority 09/03/2016 at 06:32

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That engine bay spaghetti is sure intimidating.

RT > ImmoralMinority 09/03/2016 at 07:07

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I like it myself, but it has one scary part.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > ImmoralMinority 09/03/2016 at 07:09

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Uh...thats a pretty nice XJS. I don’t love the wheels, but it looks like it’s in great shape. Maybe not quite worth $6500, but it’s definitely a $5000 car.

Also, the fact that it still has it’s V12 excludes it from any discussion about the worst Jaguar ever. The worst Jaguars have all been lumped.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > CalzoneGolem 09/03/2016 at 07:10

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They’re actually not nearly as bad as they look. Like theres a lot going on, but they’re relatively simple engines...I feel like Jaguar made them look like hell to prevent owners from working on them.

CalzoneGolem > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/03/2016 at 07:28

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I like my Jags like I like my Fords ... With a Chevy engine.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > CalzoneGolem 09/03/2016 at 07:30

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I’m fine when somebody does it to an XJ6 or a crappy XJS...it’s just kind of a shame when they do it to a nice one. A well maintained Jag v12 is a fantastic engine to drive.

Honeybunchesofgoats > ImmoralMinority 09/03/2016 at 07:42

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Sorry, this is the worst Jaguar ever:

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/cto/5760307200…

Yours is a fairly low mile XJS with an unflattering paint job.

CalzoneGolem > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/03/2016 at 08:22

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My dad was the most die hard Chevy guy ever. Even he spoke of the Jag v12 with reverence.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > CalzoneGolem 09/03/2016 at 09:07

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It was a great design built by exactly the wrong people. Give it to GM or Mercedes and it’s an engine we talk about as legendary for good reasons...but in BL’s hands it was kind of a nightmare, haha.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ImmoralMinority 09/03/2016 at 09:19

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I like the color keyed wheels.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > CalzoneGolem 09/03/2016 at 11:01

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It really looks no worse than than the vacuum line nightmare that is my Toyota...

CalzoneGolem > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 09/03/2016 at 17:32

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Oh, ok then.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > CalzoneGolem 09/03/2016 at 18:10

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Not saying much though. It’s terrifying.